The Life Of A Hyena by The Jackal
Let me spin you all a tale of Daring Do!
This is a story about a HERO. Let’s call him Mr. Hyena. 8-D As in MOST tales,
there’s an EEEEVIL VILLIAN! Let’s call Her Ms. Sherry Buzzard. 
Mr. Hyena, spends his days trying to HELP and LOOK OUT for the OTHER
animals in the wild. Ms. Buzzard, spends HER time, PREYING on the
DESPERATION of ALL the other animals to FATTEN her OWN belly.
NATURALLY, our HERO aint down with PREDATORS like her, and tried to warn
and PROTECT them from her.
Of course, she DIDN’T like this, and so, TRIED to INFECT Mr. Hyena with a
DEADLY VIRUS! AAHHHhh, but OUR hero is NOT so EASILY KILLED; as a
GOOD HERO shouldn’t be! FAR more CUNNING than Ms.BUZZARD, Mr. Hyena
TRACED the attack BACK to her and INFECTED HER with her OWN VIRUS!;-D
Of course, like MOST villains, Ms. Buzzard has MANY LIVES, and will
EVENTUALLY try AGAIN. But for TONIGHT, the other animals of the wild could
sleep A LITTLE BETTER, knowing that Mr. Hyena was LOOKING OUT for them,
and would NOT die in the water like Ms. Buzzard HOPED. 
The MORAL of the STORY…..DON’T try to INFECT a HYENA with a VIRUS,
because, when ATTACKED, A HYENA will RUTHLESSLY DEFEND ITSELF and
take a BIG BITE out of it’s ATTACKER! ;-D
So, Boys and Girls; Did everyone ENJOY my STORY? I know I LOVED
WRITING it! The Jackal’s a SUCKER for STORIES with a HAPPY ending! Till
the next story kids, The JACKAL
*The preceding STORY is a work of PUUURE FICTION and ANY similarities to
PEOPLE and EVENTS; real or fictional is of course, ABSOLUTELY,
POOOSITIVELY coincidental and unintentional.* ;-D
